husband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not sleep!
husband: I asked ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you is 10 o'clock the whole.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, I am not to engage in your day you feel well is not it?
husband: I'm just asking, is now 10 o'clock the whole what?
wife: a full whole, now on the whole! ! ! ! !
One day, a beautiful dress to wear white when shopping on the road, who hung the camera accidentally fell to the ground, just behind a handsome look See, pick up the camera, go out into the beautiful handsome guy ran, ran shouting in front of the lady who wore white skirt: you camera, your camera, snapped ... gave two handsome hand, to break curse: you like a duck, pedestrians can be divided into discreet sub-accused did not handsome radii high top sneakers, handsome feel wronged, turned tail and ran, then saw his beautiful hands holding the camera came to understand how, he kept shouting: my camera. I like chicken,
one woman marriage, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. to handsome
2. have a car
computer to help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess
the woman refuses to accept the results and found the input
1. to a beautiful house
2.
computers have a lot of money to help her re-search results ~~~~~~ bank
This woman is still not disappointed, to input conditions
1 to look cool
2 results found also to have a sense of security
result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Austria Terman
This woman is still not disappointed, but also to the input conditions
1. to handsome
2. have a car
3. have a nice house
4. have a lot of money to look cool
5
6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman in the bank to play chess < br>
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door heard next door asked: br> can be thought that next door are? I know him? Strange!
then next door asked: ? Chagrin, said: gay! a silly B! I say he took a!!
A teacher marking English composition, suddenly furious: Writing ;
Princess answered 'yes',
next summer are all alive to the Chinese
mosquito how to do it?
1. of course, to support his
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5. give him a child
otherwise how can you do?
After all, it is your body's blood flow
v professor asked: rotten radish and what pregnant woman the same point? A wonderful school students: are the fault of insects. Only 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
1. son to learn well, my mother scolding, scolded, the son of my father looked with sad eyes, said: Why do you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because you!
2. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down and whipped. stood negotiators, said: ; finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of mice, rats quickly fat, mouse is moved: 'Dear why I am so okay!' cat Hey laughed: 'wait for you then a little fat will know.
4. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland ah! I mother! a crush on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother christian louboutin spiked pumps!
5. father: you are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big crowd, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a pig with a God he does not want to, you want to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outside ! Once he sent far away pig, and later he called and said to his wife: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: I called the pig to pick, I lost.
A crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encounter a young man radii straight jacket sneakers, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 + 1 = a few? Young people scared! Meditation for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms - the cold, said the sentence: You know too much
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